Introducing Mr Alan Theape

A Message from Alan Theape:

Glenys from Maryport writes:

So what is this new production from the award winning producer, director and creator of Terror on Presley Beach about?


Alan Theape replies:

Well, Glenys, I am glad you asked because it all began as a simple tale of the problems faced by hard pressed University of Life researchers unable to secure funding for their reasonable and rational schemes.

Then Barack Obama arrived and, before we knew it, Marigolds were being covered with fake blood, a brain was going into an Aldi bag, Chris was nearly missing out on well paid work to construct a board with built in water feature, monkeys were dancing (badly) and keys were appearing and disappearing faster than lecturers in a third-rate UK university.

At the end of it all, as the rubber hammer smashed into the side of the collective head, we got ready to depart to Edinburgh as Paradise beckoned (12.05 in the Vault from Tuesday, August 13^th to Saturday 17^th).

  Baron Pieter Van Finkelstein